
Fact # 64 - Chuck Norris never goes hunting. Hunting implies you might fail, Chuck Norris goes killing.
Fact #42 - Chuck Norris never sleeps, he waits.
Fact # 36 - Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors
Fact # 88 - Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.
Fact # 27 - The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.
So Funny!
3 comments:
NICE.
hhaha - sounds just like Thad's type of humor. He loves that kind of stuff.
Have you seen 24? My brother in law's brother, changed all of those around to Jack Bauer. I guess it's only funny if you watch 24...
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