Wednesday, May 24, 2006

Chuck Norris

So lately Thad is really entertained by anything that mocks Chuck Norris, as we all should be. Anyway, he found a hilarious website with a Chuck Norris fact sheet. . . here are a few of my favorites. . .


Fact # 64 - Chuck Norris never goes hunting. Hunting implies you might fail, Chuck Norris goes killing.
Fact #42 - Chuck Norris never sleeps, he waits.
Fact # 36 - Chuck Norris can slam revolving doors
Fact # 88 - Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer. Too bad he's never cried.
Fact # 27 - The chief export of Chuck Norris is pain.


So Funny!

3 comments:

Jeni said...

NICE.

Ashley said...

hhaha - sounds just like Thad's type of humor. He loves that kind of stuff.

Melinda Palmer said...

Have you seen 24? My brother in law's brother, changed all of those around to Jack Bauer. I guess it's only funny if you watch 24...